February 2012
100 posts
Anonymous asked: I think you're absolutely gorgeous~
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Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
America: Move
Canada: I'm sorry
Brazil: SAI DA FRENTE, CARALHO! *versão nordeste* Ó O MEEEEEI
My kids are gonna be raised in base of metal and...
thebirdandthehound:
so I showed this to my best friend: we laughed and etc,until she said: ”i’ll do a baby centipede with my children,hahaha”
that’s weird even for her
I’ll pretend I’m not the one who said this…hahaha LOL but now seriously, how wrong could a baby centipede go?
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Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
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Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
